We're off to See the Lizard

THE FISHING TRIP
A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go
fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his
friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me
to get that promotion I've been wanting, so would you please pack me
enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box? We're
leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things
up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this
sounds a little fishy, but being a good wife she does exactly what her
husband asked.
The following weekend, he came home a little tired, but otherwise
looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

He says, "Yes! A lot of Walleye, some Blue gill, a few Pike. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
The wife replies "I did, they were in your tackle box."
********Never, never, try to outsmart a woman.***********
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Interesting Human Body Facts
Some very interesting stuff here---

A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.

Approximately 75% of human feces is made of water.

It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to
your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes
dimples.

Your thumb is the same length of your nose.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet
long when he died.

Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get
cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover
about one square inch.

Women blink twice as much as men.

The avera ge person's skin weighs twice as much as their brain.

When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate,
they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.

It takes twice as long to lose new muscle if you stop working
out than it did to gain it.

You're ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when
you aren't.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are
standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.

Side Note:
You checked out the length of your thumb..Didn't ya ???
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Here's your laugh for the day.
This is hilarious ..

We're off to see the Wizard!
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a
tornado and off they whirled to the land of OZ.

They finally made it to the Emerald City and
went to find the Great Wizard

'What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?'

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly: 'I've come for some courage.'

'No Problem!' said the Wizard. 'Who is next?'
Richard Nixon stepped forward and said:

'Well, I think I need a heart.'
'Done!' says the Wizard.

'Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?'
Up stepped Bush and said,

'The American people say that I need a brain.'
'No problem,' said the Wizard. 'Consider it done.'

Then there is a great silence in the hall.............
BILL CLINTON stands there, looking around, not
saying a word.

The irritated Wizard finally asks,
'Well, what do YOU want?!'

'Is Dorothy here??'
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